Spoon in the butt

Question

Dr, Bob, Let me first say what you do is fantastic. I used the handle of a spoon as a dildo, while using it I got a cut around the anus which bled a little. I forgot to wash the handle before I used it. It didn't look dirty though. The spoon was in a drawer in a kitchen in a big workplace. Im pretty sure nobody had touched it for at least 1 hour. Any risk of hiv? (If somebody with a cut on the hand touched it 1 hour prior to me?) I will send you a donation as soon as I find out how.

Answer

Hi,

You stuck a spoon up your butt??? Why? Was the rolling pin not available? Well, if you were hellbent to sit on kitchen utensils, I guess we should be glad you didn't pick a cheese grater.

Your HIV-acquisition risk, even with the cut, is nonexistent. Neither worry nor HIV testing is warranted.

Donation information for The Robert James Frascino AIDS Foundation can be found on the foundation's Web site at www.concertedeffort.org. Thanks for your interest in helping others in desperate need.

Good luck. Be well.

Dr. Bob