Am I at risk for HIV infection?

Question

My sister is evil, that said, she put my ex's urine or vaginal fluid on my cat. I unsuspectedly closed lipped kissed the cat seconds or minutes later. This happened on the 22. I feel sick, but I was a feeling a little ill before this happened, am I at risk for HIV infection?

Answer

Hi,

Are you at risk for HIV infection? No. However, you are indeed at risk for being the most gullible person in the galaxy. By the way, does your evil sister resemble Bette Davis circa "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"??? If so, do be careful of being fed rat tartar or being pushed down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair by the evil sister.

Dr. Bob