Massage Oil + HIV-One cudnt get any loony than this..


Hey doc..I guess one could never get more paranoid then this..I had a massage couple of weeks ago..I m sure u can figure out what kind of massage was that...the lady used oil from a container..hands were clean,no wound etc. She s not a sex worker , just a massuer..massaged my woody for a price..

Im gettin paranoid...what if the lady was the oil with hiv blood etc?

  1. will the hiv virus still be alive?
  2. any chances of transmitting hiv via oil?
  3. they say blood doesnt survive long outside the long?

thanks apologies but need to get my mind straight..i already donated.



So you went to a masseuse who massaged your throbbing tallywhacker "for a price" but she is "NOT a sex worker"???? Hmm. OK dude, if you say so, I'll believe you. (Millions wouldn't, but I will.)

As for your CQ (crazy quotient) it would rank somewhere between fluffernutter and totally looney tunes.

Responding to your specific questions:

  1. Nope.

  2. Nope.

  3. Not long at all.

Dr. Bob