Strawberry Pills Forever

Everyone these days is being asked to think outside the box. Ya know, come up with new and fresh ways of looking at the same 'ole thing, see things from a non-traditional perspective, be creative, inventive.

So I thought, why not me? I can do that.

And so I've a few new millennium suggestions for the Research and Development arms of the world's big drug companies, like, both of them, or whatever the total is now. I'm aware that R&D doesn't get the big funds that Public Relations and Marketing enjoys, but I feel confident that these ideas, if well-funded and nurtured along with tender loving care, will make another trillion, minimum, because they'll be meeting the needs and desires of consumers on the front line like me.