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Bear60
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Have You Had Your Colonoscopy?
      #231689 - 09/29/07 10:07 AM

Anyone 50 or over should have had a colonoscopy by this time. So, for those of us over 50 here is some colonoscopy humor:
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!


2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"


3. "Can you hear me NOW?"



4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"


5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."


6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"


7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."


8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"


9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!


10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."


11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."


And the best one of all..


13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

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vokz
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Re: Have You Had Your Colonoscopy? new
      #231692 - 09/29/07 10:39 AM

This is a stickup.

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Blixer
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Re: Have You Had Your Colonoscopy? new
      #231693 - 09/29/07 10:51 AM

Very cute BEAR

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oldwoman
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Reged: 05/12/07
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Re: Have You Had Your Colonoscopy? new
      #231696 - 09/29/07 11:23 AM

Damn.I had an appt this month for one and missed it!!Could have been one of those accidentally on purpose things.

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Bear60
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Re: Have You Had Your Colonoscopy? new
      #231699 - 09/29/07 01:56 PM

I dont remember anything about my colonoscopy. I was out like a light. Which is why I kind of doubt these comments are REAL. Like everything else on the internet, someone is just trying to get your attention.....or money.....or their 15 minutes of fame. You know.

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