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us soldier
      #207681 - 09/19/06 01:14 AM

A United States soldier was attending some college classes between
deployments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." Then the
lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
and the professor proclaimed "Here I am God, I'm still waiting." Time
got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off
the platform. The professor was out cold. The soldier then went back to
his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and
stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually
came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, "What the
hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like
an asshole. .......................... So, He sent me!"


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Re: us soldier new
      #207688 - 09/19/06 02:44 AM

Cute - did anything like this actually happen?!

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Re: us soldier new
      #207690 - 09/19/06 03:09 AM

As unpopular as some might consider the group, the ACLU's mission is really quite similar to the soldier's - to protect the civil rights of ALL Americans.....

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Re: us soldier new
      #207701 - 09/19/06 04:58 AM

Daisey thanks I liked this one LOL!!!

"Live for today, because what you do today is what you use to make your future"

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Re: us soldier new
      #207723 - 09/19/06 01:11 PM

I support the ACLU because they believe everyone has a right to free speech.

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