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MED FARTS
      #187177 - 04/20/06 12:30 PM

I have found that being HIV and on meds gives me certain extravagances and liberties that normal people do not....

This morning - Sitting in a finance meeting discussing a 10 million dollar expansion - I felt the sudden urge to FART. Mind you this was not a simple whoopsie, this lasted for 5 seconds. And it was like YES! Of course the 14 people sitting around the exec table looked at me and smiled and said "Ooo, you got us on that one." Five munites later - Whoooosh and this one I just tried to out do the first. "Ok Eric, whats with that?" I explained that I ate something that didnt agree with me." Sorry, does it smell?? The outcome a 1 hour meeting was reduced to 15 minutes..

Add this to yuor list of good things that HIV meds do for you...

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187179 - 04/20/06 12:35 PM

OK...that is frickin' HILARIOUS!!! You know how to clear a room, I might have to take your meds when my in-laws come over!!! LOL
Love you babe!!

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187180 - 04/20/06 12:36 PM

NOT buyin' it. Sounds like you had some broccoli or beans for dinner and the meds are a nice cover!!!!!

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187183 - 04/20/06 12:40 PM

No no, I have to agree Eric. My husband tells me I am worse then a truck driver. Now you know that is not something my husband wants to hear but the gas is inevitable(sp) I am mortified to have it happen in front of my husband none the less a meeting!

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187185 - 04/20/06 12:40 PM

Have you ever heard of BEANO? My mom takes it before she eats anything that she KNOWS will make her blow. Just a thought, check into it, its over the counter. OR maybe you LIKE tooting!! LOVE

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187190 - 04/20/06 12:51 PM

oh so you want me to have to indure a 1 hour meeting that should have not been scheduled by using another med to reduce the tendancies to Make Wind? Its like burping. In this case, it just proves that my cd4's are going up. For every explosion I have just increased my cd4's by 2%.. Farting is healthy and natural and gives you a sence of pride!

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187199 - 04/20/06 02:04 PM

I dont know Eric....farting in a board room?? anyway...
What I want to know is if you fart in bed ?

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187200 - 04/20/06 02:09 PM

Ok Sadface. I walked over to the City Market (farting all the way) and asked the clerk who I new if they had Beno? She giggled and laughed her ass off and said, Oh that stuff works great! "You farting today?" I said "like a horse!". This will fix you right up.

I feel so honored. I dont have any meds that start with the letter "B" I will have to have William reorganize our entire alphabetized medicine cabinet to accomodate this Fart Med...

Thanks SADFACE for embaraceing me in front of the store clerk!! I have no problems in the exec offices about relasing my "frustrations!"

I should NOT have eaten that entire Dominoes Fart pizza last night wiht peppers and onions..

Love

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Re: MED FARTS new
      #187201 - 04/20/06 02:12 PM

Oh our bed is sacred grounds Bear... I have to go outside if I wish to pass gas... I found plopping down in a snow bank will muffle anything..

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Re: MED FARTS
      #187202 - 04/20/06 02:14 PM

yup...peppers and onions....will do it

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Re: MED FARTS
      #187203 - 04/20/06 02:18 PM

bear am i just getting old?? i want to blame everything on my meds... Like when it rains, its the meds, if it snows, its the meds, if my car doesnt start, its the meds, if i fart, its the meds. Is there an underlying tone here that I cant put my arms around?? WTF

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Re: MED FARTS
      #187207 - 04/20/06 02:33 PM

So is that the explanation why my cd4% is not going up???

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Re: MED FARTS
      #187212 - 04/20/06 02:36 PM

You didn't?? How hilarious!! I am going to start calling you BENO!! I love to fart..it feels good. When I was little and there were times I would sleep in my moms bed because I had a nightmare...my mom would fart and then quickly put the covers over my head and say..."THE INDIANS ARE COMING, HIDE..THE INDIANS ARE COMING." Needless to say I NEVER slept with her again, something about your "mom" doing that just isn't right. LOL Now I sleep with the lights on if I have a nightmare, plus I can breathe better too!!!! LOL
Love you babe...Willy too!
SF

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Re: MED FARTS
      #187214 - 04/20/06 02:38 PM

Well....theres a new one I havent heard. (: Eric... I know when I was on meds all those years....one of the SCARIEST things, was to fart! hahaha..... I always felt in the first few years like I needed to wear a depends!! I know the medicaiton changes our bowel habits, but man....farting was NOT an option in my book!! (because it usually wasn't just smelly air)!!
ok deb....WAAAYYY too much detail!!


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Re: MED FARTS
      #187215 - 04/20/06 02:39 PM

Blix baby,( Sf sounding like Austin Powers)
Get some pizza with onions and peppers..hell, throw in a side of chilli, and those numbers will be screaming!!
Love you,
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