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daisey6205
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Amazing Simple Home Remedies
#178686 - 03/06/06 10:06 PM
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto! The
blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will
forget all about the toothache.
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the
rules of life really
are: You only need two tools - WD-40
and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use
the WD-40. If it
shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the
bathroom.
Thoughts for the day:
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
another chance.
Be really nice to your family and friends; you never
know when you
might need them to empty your bedpan.
Some people are like Slinkies.... They are not
really good for
anything ... but .... they still bring a smile to
your face when you
push them down a flight of stairs.
daisey
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franfrog
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Holy crap! I was on the floor laughing my ass off! Thank you for that one.
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IzPoZ
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LOL ! Hysterical!
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The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly. ~ Chesterton G. K.
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rain05
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Very funny!
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firefly
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# 6 made me spit my coffee out ! LOL
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You are a diamond in the rough !
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LOL!!! Thanks Daisey...
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"Education, prevention, awareness, research, and support"
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