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Legend

Reged: 10/30/05
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New Disease - Be Ware !!
      #172144 - 01/28/06 05:42 PM

A BAD disease to have!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new

virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is

contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease

is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for

the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals

infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of

grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance,

inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia

and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions,

cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial

smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards

evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive

disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas









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Broken_Angel1
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Reged: 02/26/04
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Loc: Arizona
Re: New Disease - Be Ware !! new
      #172147 - 01/28/06 05:51 PM

Funny but true! LOL

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"No act of kindness,
no matter how small,
is ever wasted." AESOP


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Monchhichi
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Reged: 02/07/05
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Loc: Florida
Re: New Disease - Be Ware !! new
      #172167 - 01/28/06 08:22 PM

PRICELESS!!!

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Never forget: Life is too precious to take for granted.


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Jessie
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Reged: 06/15/04
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Re: New Disease - Be Ware !! new
      #172244 - 01/29/06 03:09 PM

OMFG.....*SPEECHLESS AND LMAO*

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daisey6205
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Reged: 09/08/05
Posts: 1091
Loc: kansas
Re: New Disease - Be Ware !! new
      #172289 - 01/29/06 08:23 PM

you are too funny. you almost had me (having a blonde moment).
love
daisey

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franfrog
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Reged: 01/05/06
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Re: New Disease - Be Ware !! new
      #172336 - 01/30/06 09:11 AM

Almost had me and I am not even blonde!!!!!!!!!

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Re: New Disease - Be Ware !! new
      #176199 - 02/21/06 12:53 AM

OH MY GOD MY NEIGHBORS GOT IT!!!!!!SHE SMIRKS AND SMILES CONSTANTLY!!! LOL------THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

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