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New Disease - Be Ware !!
#172144 - 01/28/06 05:42 PM
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A BAD disease to have!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease
is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for
the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals
infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of
grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance,
inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia
and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial
smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas
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Funny but true! LOL
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"No act of kindness,
no matter how small,
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PRICELESS!!!
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Never forget: Life is too precious to take for granted.
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OMFG.....*SPEECHLESS AND LMAO*
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you are too funny. you almost had me (having a blonde moment).
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Almost had me and I am not even blonde!!!!!!!!!
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OH MY GOD MY NEIGHBORS GOT IT!!!!!!SHE SMIRKS AND SMILES CONSTANTLY!!! LOL------THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
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