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Bear60
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Baby Brokeback
      #197453 - 06/24/06 03:43 PM

Sorry folks....this was irresistable so here goes:

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together,
>>and
>> >
>> > then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and
>> >screaming.
>> >
>> > Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > A nurse comes by, and, to the delight of the two gays, she points
>>out
>> >
>> > the happy child as theirs.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these
>>unhappy
>> > babies... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love
>>for
>> >
>> > one another."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what
>>happens
>> >
>> > when we pull the pacifier out of his ass."



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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #197455 - 06/24/06 03:48 PM

i can relate to this...

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #197480 - 06/24/06 07:02 PM

LOL! Good one :)

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #197656 - 06/26/06 10:54 AM

Miami, are you being naughty about the use of your "buttplug" during normal business hours?? hmmmm???

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #197664 - 06/26/06 12:07 PM

:0

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #197867 - 06/27/06 01:58 PM

OMG...NEVER saw that coming!

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #197918 - 06/27/06 07:40 PM

dont tell me faith you have never been naughty!

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #198026 - 06/28/06 09:40 AM

I never have. Do you beleive me?

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #198029 - 06/28/06 09:51 AM

Sure we believe you Fran...

We also believe that Bush is a strong supporter of the hiv/aids effort, Star Jones lost her weight naturally, and OJ didn't do it! :)

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #198033 - 06/28/06 10:05 AM

And Clinton Did not inhale!!!!

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #198041 - 06/28/06 10:21 AM

Me? Naughty? That depends on the defenition of naughty....I can honestly say I never put a pacifier up my butt.

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #198054 - 06/28/06 11:30 AM

*L* ...Neither did Clinton "have sexual relationships with that woman!"

...AND it was only a coinsidence that Monica kept a sex stained dress in her closet for six months. ;)

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #198137 - 06/28/06 07:50 PM

But the mere thought of having a pacifier up your butt makes your gazungas git all "poofy" dont it Faith?

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #198212 - 06/29/06 10:07 AM

*L* No...you wanna know what makes them poofy?

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Re: Baby Brokeback new
      #211967 - 10/18/06 04:35 AM

thats just not funny at all, I was told that joke a long time ago by a really narrow minded co worker. its a gay basher joke

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