|WAITING FOR A REPLY FROM DR. BOB??? PLEASE READ THIS!
Sep 14, 2011
WAITING FOR A REPLY FROM DR. BOB??? PLEASE READ THIS!
| Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello Everyone, Consider this a more personalized version of one of those "I'm out of the office until . . ." automatic e-mail replies. I won't be reading or responding to questions for the next week. Don't panic! Remember 99.999% of the information requested can be found in the archives. Really, you are not the only person who has had sex with a Republican bisexual transgendered Mormon midget with webbed feet wearing a strap-on. Really, you're not!
I promise to give prizes out to anyone who uses the archives while I'm away.
First Prize (most valuable): you get the information and/or reassurance you are so desperately searching for.
Second Prize (therapeutic): you get some smiles and laughs reading just how looney some fluffernutters can become as a result of HIV anxiety.
Third Prize (priceless): An sensual massage (with happy ending) given by yours truly! Just kidding. No third prize!
Be well. Stay well. And that's a doctor's order!
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