help this is a serious question
Aug 26, 2011
i recently masturbated, and am worried that when i cooked rice for my family some germs went into the pot. I wonder if my sperm will affect my family. this is not meant to be a humorous question
Response from Dr. Frascino
Sorry, but even if this was not meant to be a humorous question, it still made me chortle! You're worried about "germs" getting into a pot of rice you cooked for your family, because you "recently masturbated"???? Am I to assume you were trying to spice up a notoriously bland starch by adding some of your secret sauce? Or maybe you were multitasking -- cooking and wanking off simultaneously -- and when you squirted, some of your baby batter just happened to land in the Rice-A-Roni??? And what do you mane by "germs"? Do you have an STD?
Regarding an STD/HIV risk to your family, I see absolutely no cause for concern based on the limited information you provided.
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