|re: please help me (FLESHLIGHT FEARS, 2011)
Aug 4, 2011
Dear Dr Fraschino, I apologize.I don't think I made myself understood correctly.This toy was found in the refuse of a adult store(garbage). I did not purchase it from the store.The box was in tampered condition.The toy itself was made of fleshlight material,but it was not a fleshlight.It was a female torso style toy with 2 orifices. Do you still think infection was non-existant? I am still having low grade fever and I have bad taste/discoloration of my tongue and white patches on side of my mouth. I know you are busy and have other commitments and letters to answer,so a yes or no answer would be fine. Won't bother you again. Thank you.
| Response from Dr. Frascino
Let me get this straight. You "found" a fleshlight female torso with two orifices in the rubbish bin of an adult store!?! So you took your new/used rubberized girlfriend home for a test run and the condom broke. Do I have that correct? Your HIV risk remains essentially nonexistent, and you remain a fleshlight fluffernutter. HIV doesn't live very long at all outside the body and your new/used latex girlfriend doesn't count no matter how lifelike she may feel! If my reassurance isn't sufficient for you to put your unwarranted fears permanently to rest, get an HIV-antibody test at the three-month mark to gain psychological peace of mind. The test result will undoubtedly be negative.
Finally dude, find yourself a real live girlfriend (one with a pulse!). If you can't because you're too busy hanging around trash bins outside your local "Good Vibrations Sex Shop," at least buy your own sex toys, okay?
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