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Bananarama (SEX WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, 2010)
Feb 13, 2010

I'm a teen and I'm closeted gay...I masturbated while thrusting an oiled banana in my arse. Afterwards there was some blood present, and I'm very sore. I rinsed it before using it. Am I at any risk for sti's or HIV ? I'm very scared because of the blood...

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hi Closeted-Guy,

You're afraid of contracting an STD or HIV from shoving an oiled banana up your bum? WOWZA! Just how far in the closet are you, Closeted-Guy??? Are you worried that your banana-buddy has been stepping out on you and visited other arses while you are in your Bible study sessions? Dude, you can't get an STD (including HIV) from things that you find in the produce aisle of your local Piggly Wiggly (except if you find a cute HIV-positive stock boy and have unsafe sex with him bent over the organic cantaloupes). See below for other stories involving fruits and vegetables.

Dr. Bob

Masturbation (SEX WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, 2010) Jan 1, 2010

Is it safe to use hollow cucumber or banana skin for masturbation (male)? Any chances of infection?

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hello,

It is perfectly safe to have fun with fruits and vegetables, so long as you're not spunking up the produce in the aisles of your local Piggly Wiggly. You may be surprised to learn that you are not the first person to have these concerns! (See below.)

Dr. Bob

Masturbating with banana - HIV? (SEX WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLE) (CUCUMBER) Nov 14, 2008

I know this is probably a stupid question but I'd just like your professional opinion. I was masturbating with a banana peel, although it had been sitting on my table for a few days. I read that it was stimulating so I tried it. However, is there a possibility for HIV transmission in this, i.e. HIV through food? Looking forward to your response.

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hi,

Replacing a real banana with one's own banana can indeed be "appealing" (so to speak). As far as the HIV risk from using and abusing various fruits and vegetables, relax Max. It's nonexistent. See below.

Dr. Bob

Cucumber Aug 14, 2005

Used a cucumber bought at grocery store as an anal toy. I was alone (I am a male.)I did not share it as it was a private masturbation. I put it in a stong bleach solution for 1 hour prior to use and washed it about 4 times with soap. was this an possible hiv risk.Iam married and just concerned. Thankyou

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hello,

You marinated a cucumber for an hour in strong bleach and then washed it four times before sticking it up your butt, and you are worried about HIV???? Hmmm . . . just how much action do you think this cucumber had prior to your "picking him up" in the vegetable aisle? Even if the grocery store was a "Piggly Wiggly," you have absolutely nothing to fear. I suggest you spend some time on this site learning about sex, safer sex, basic HIV information and sex toys. I'm a bit concerned what might happen when you get to the watermelon aisle.

Dr. Bob

Cucumber(No Watermelons) Aug 17, 2005

Your response was funny and when i thought about it, it was silly to marinate for 1 hour.I guess my concern was that some one might tamper with food at the store, someone with bad intent who would inject body fluid ,blood ect. i believe from reading that it would not survive under those circumstances. ?Thankyou

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hi,

Do you really think "someone with bad intent" would pick that particular vegetable to "inject body fluid and blood????" Dude, come on, get real. Of all the penis-shaped objects at your local Piggly Wiggly, how would Mr. Bad Intent guess you would pick that particular one for your "sit and spin?" Just how cute was that cuke???

Dr. Bob

hiv (SEX WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES) Aug 10, 2008

i'm a girl.i used to masterbate with banana/cucumber,but sometimes forgot to wash it.is there any risk of hiv?

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hello,

You're worried about contracting HIV from masturbating with a banana and cucumber???? Sweetie, do you think perhaps your cutie-petutie banana and cucumber are cheating on you???? I can only assume your home schooling or abstinence-only sex education program failed to mention that HIV is a sexually transmitted disease. As such, it, like all other sexually transmitted infections, is, as the name implies, transmitted during sex from one infected person to another. So whatever you like to do in the fresh produce aisle of your local Piggly Wiggly will not cause HIV. That is unless you happen to have unprotected sex with an HIV-positive checkout boy in that aisle with all the phallic fruits and vegetables.

Dr. Bob



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