|Should I get tested or slap my friend ?
Dec 21, 2009
Buongiorno sexy uomo italiano ! (ok, I used google translate, but I still mean it).
As I was clubbing last night with two friends, we sat on some cushions and I rested my hand on what I later believed was dried semen (yuck!), I realized that after rubbing my oh-so-cracked lips (from the cold) with the hand I rested on that white stuff! I didn't think much of it first, but then my "super-smart"-best-friend (whom I believe everything he tells me) told me that there could have been some HIV in that dry looking cum lookalike substance, and he said I should get tested because I might have infected myself ? (he didn't stop bugging me with that alllll evening...)
Any insight on this whole thing ? Should I get tested in 3 months or just slap my friend (in case he's wrong about the whole thing?)
Thanks a million Dr.
Ciao !! X
| Response from Dr. Frascino
Question: "Should I get tested in 3 months or just slap my friend?"
Answer: Bitch-slap the friend. Definitely bitch-slap the friend.
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