Dr Bob for Surgeon General
Mar 9, 2009
Hi, I would be so happy if Obama picked you for surgeon general. As you know all too well we need an STD specialist who isn't afraid of sex, and giving people access to clean needles, to help undo the damage caused by Bush's sex ed policies. You or Dr. Joel Gallant would be my top choices if it were up to me, but its not : (
Response from Dr. Frascino
Even though Sanjay Gupta recently turned down the Surgeon General job, I doubt Barack will tap either Joel or me for the post. Besides, if he did, who would answer the gazillions of questions about cross-dressing transsexual lesbian Mormon midgets having sex on the down-low with closeted gay rightwing wingnut GOPers?
Get Email Notifications When This Forum Updates or Subscribe With RSS
- What Are The Chances Of Getting AIDS From Sucking Penis?
- Dizziness After Having Sex During Period Worried I Have HIV
- Swollen Glands After Oral Sex Worried I Have HIV
- What Are The Little White Bumps On My Penis? Not A Std?
- What Will Happen If You Don't Treat Genital Warts?
- 3 Month Negative Turning Positive At 6 Months
This forum is designed for educational purposes only, and experts are not rendering medical, mental health, legal or other professional advice or services. If you have or suspect you may have a medical, mental health, legal or other problem that requires advice, consult your own caregiver, attorney or other qualified professional.
Experts appearing on this page are independent and are solely responsible for editing and fact-checking their material. Neither TheBody.com nor any advertiser is the publisher or speaker of posted visitors' questions or the experts' material.