|Name medical procedure for 'lost anal toy'?
Nov 26, 2008
Dr. Bob, Your answer was a little short for 'lost anal toy'. Can you describe the name of the extraction procedure for a small makeshift dildo like a cigar tube? And could you discuss the colonic bowel blockage issue of losing larger dildos 'up around the bend'?
| Response from Dr. Frascino
Dude, why would the exact name of the extraction procedure matter to you? Even if it was called a Backdoor Roto-Rooter-ectomy or Gluteus-Maximus-Searcheroo, you'd still have the doctor trying to retrieve your toys from an uncomfortable location. As for discussing "colonic bowel blockage from losing larger dildos up around the bend," I'd rather not. Instead, I'd suggest you become less aggressive about trying to mount fire hydrants and other similarly shaped large objects, OK? Yours is another case where an ounce of prevention could be worth a pound of cure.
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