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Can I get woooo-tothemothaf@*kin-whoooooo!!!!

Dec 24, 2007

Hi Dr. McCreamy

Its me Metrosexual ocd man. I wrote you a month ago regarding an unprotected vag exposure with csw. I tested dna pcr at 18/28 days- undetected, rapid test at 5,7,9,10 weeks..all negative.Hep a,b,c -all neg at 6.3 weeks,Syph negative at 8 weeks, and gon and chlam. Neg(10days post). You told me then that wasnt completly woo-whooable in the hiv department. Well today I took my 12 week-84 day test and guess what...Negativooo!!!. Can I get a Wooo-to-the motha-F@*kin-Whoooo or what?? CAn it be... that I am std free?? Thanks for the great forum. Learned alot and I will be making a donation this afternoon. Have a wonderful holiday and thank you for all the great info.

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hey Metrosexual OCD-Guy,

Yep, just in time for Christmas. Your WOO-to-the-mother-f@*kin-HOO is now Dr. Bob and Santa Claus certified. So deck the halls with gay apparel or jingle your bells or whatever.

Be well. Stay well. Nol!

Dr. Bob

Please address my concerns.

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