|Is this paranoid Republican correct? (strippers)
Jun 13, 2007
Thanks for all your great work and this forum.
I am pretty sure I have this correct, but you tell me:
I have had numerous (maybe 10) lap dances--some nude and some with a g-string-- over the past year or two. While I have sometimes rubbed her genitals through the g-string, this has never involved penetration (or even me having my pants off). Sometimes there have been remnants of her fluids on my pants and sometimes I have ejaculated in my pants (with little to no further rubbing after ejaculation).
1) From the archives, I assume this puts me at ZERO risk. Correct?
Thanks for your work. Donation on the way.
| Response from Dr. Frascino
Hi Paranoid Republican,
Yes, you are indeed correct. Thank you for your donation (www.concertedeffort.org).
By the way, instead of living life as a paranoid Republican with spunked up tighty-whities, have you ever considered becoming a confident and sexually informed Democrat? Democrats definitely are not only sexier but also have more sex. How do I know that? Well, see below.
Damn Democrats Sep 28, 2005
What makes you think Democrats are so damn sexy?
Mr. Brown, prud to be a Republican
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello Mr. Brown,
Why do I think Democrats are sexy??? Hmmm . . . well let's see . . . for one thing, whoever heard of a good piece of elephant????
And by the way, are you a "proud" Republican or a "prude" Republican??? Either way, you can't spell worth shit. But other than that, "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!"
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