A finger UP the KEESTER
May 11, 2007
Dear Dr. Bob: I wrote you in February about getting life insurance and you, along with the blood test, helped me put all of the demons in my closet, except for one. I recently went to an MT who decided, while massaging my glutes, that I might enjoy his gliding his bare, massage oiled finger up my kester; which I didn't! Am I at any risk, or can I put that last demon in the closet with the rest? Thanks! Love, "The Mental Case"
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello "The Mental Case,"
In general I think closets are health hazards.
Your risk from Mr. Slippery Finger's plunge is nonexistent. Apparently he thought your prostate needed massaging too?
All demons should now be put permanently to rest, OK?
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