Dr. Frascino,

Many thanks to you for all you do. You are a great man. Also I wish you, Dr. Steve, your family and all the readers a very Happy and Prosperous New Year.

Dr. Frascino I was reading through the forum, and I came across this post, dated Jan 5, where a person, Homer, is too busy to search some answers. He asked you four questions and you recommended him to search for those four answers by himself. I know he should do the research by himself, because you are very busy and all the answers to his post are available in the archives. Here is a link to his post: http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Current/Q181084.html

Well I had time, so thought that I will search all four answers he asked you. Here are the answers, each one with a link to the archives. He can just copy and paste the link in the address bar and get all his four questions answered. Dr. Frascino, if you think it is ok, please review and forward it to him, so he can have the knowledge about safe sex, and can protect himself appropriately. I am just trying to help him. I dont have his (Homers) email address otherwise I would have emailed him directly. He asked you the following questions.:

Questions 1: oral sex -- should a spit or swallow? Answer 1, Link: http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/OralSex/Q153986.html

Question 2: are lap dances always safe even when stripper is nude? Answer 2: Links: http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Strippers/Q172803.html http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Strippers/Q169631.html

Question 3: what's a late seroconverter? Answer 2: Links: http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Infected/Q149504.html http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Infected/Q155352.html http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Testing/Q155169.html http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Infected/Q150021.html http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Testing/Q173871.html

Question 4: where can I get a rapid test and are they any good? Answer 4: He can call his local AIDS organization to find out about testing. If he is in the U.S. he can call local Public Health Services. Most of the Public Health Services in the U.S. provide free HIV testing. If he is in San Francisco area or Bay Area then he can call Frascino Medical Group to make an appointment for HIV testing. Rapid and Blood tests are provided at Frascino Medical Group, and the contact info is (650)-917-1357. Address is 1000 Freemont Ave. Ste 145 Los Altos, CA 94024

Links: http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Thanks/Q165508.html http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Testing/Q172089.html http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/Testing/Q164215.html

Thanks a lot Dr. Frascino for all you do. I thought It would be nice to help someone if they are busy. I know you are very busy and he should do the search himself. We are all here to help each other. You are doing a great work helping every one of us. Thanks again and a very Happy and prosperous New Year to you, Dr. Steve, your family and all the readers.

Your Friend.

So since I responded to that question like Miranda Priestly, (played by Meryl Streep), you decided to respond like Andrea "Andy" Sachs, (played by Anne Hathaway). OK fine. But what about the unpublished Harry Potter manuscript and where the hell is my Starbucks? That's all.

Dr. Bob

SEX QUESTION FROM HOMER Jan 5, 2007

Hey Dr. Bob,

This is a way cool forum with lots of amazing info. I know the answers to my questions are probably in the archives but I'm a really busy guy so i want you to pull the relevant questions from the archives to address my concerns listed below. Thanks.

I need to know about

1. oral sex -- should a spit or swallow

2. are lap dances always safe even when stripper is nude

3. what's a late seroconverter

4. where can i get a rapid test and are they any good

5. how can i keep my girlfriend from staring at your picture? She loves this site and is the one who turned me on to it.

Homer

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hello Homer,

Let me get this straight. You're so busy you want me to search the archives and "pull the relevant questions to address (your) concerns?????" Hmmm . . . well, as Miranda (Meryl Streep's character in The Devil Wears Prada) would say, "Have you fallen down and smacked your little head on the pavement????"

And as she would also say in response to your request, "No . . . that's all."

Dr. Bob