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Jun 10, 2004

Hi all, I thought this might be appropriate for this forum.

A crank with armor will never harm her Before getting drastic, wrap it in plastic Before getting laid, wrap up your spade Before you attack her, wrap your whacker Bodies shouldn't go slapping unless peter's got his wrapping Cover your stump before you hump Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool Dont be like Johnny, put on a connie Don't be a loner, cover your boner Don't make a mistake, cover your snake Don't be silly, protect your willy Especially in December, gift wrap your member If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket If you go into heat, package your meat If you really love her, wear a cover If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey If you're gonna have it off, have it on If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter Never ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker No glove, no love! Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener She won't get sick if you wrap your dick The right selection will protect your erection When in doubt, shroud your spout When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis Wrap it in foil before checking her oil You can't go wrong if you shield your dong You could get a germ if you don't cover your worm You might wind up dead if you don't shield your head

Response from Dr. Frascino


Gosh, and folks say nobody is writing good poetry these days! Thanks for the rhyming words of wisdom. Now what can you do with a limerick? "There once was a Lady form Nantucket . . . ."

Keep smiling,

Dr. Bob

Thanks Dr. bob for your website

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