Please Note: Due to volume considerations, not all questions can be answered. Questions most likely to be answered will be those of general interest to a broad group of visitors to this forum. Questions pertaining to a specific case; requests for diagnosis, medical advice, or second opinion; or requests for opinions about untested alternative therapies will generally not be answered.
|
|
 |
 |
Sucking on Strippers Tits
May 8, 2008
I am freaking out right now because I went to a strip club and blew $500.00 on lapdances. I had like 15 sessions of dry humping. One did kiss me on the lips -- short -- but do you think i could get herpes from this? I woke up with a red bump above my lip. Is there anyway that after that many lapdances I could have caught anything? I also sucked on some of their tits. Thanks if you answer this..I feel like dirty scum and feel like curling up in the feetle position and crying amongst my five intermittent showers. I feel like hell.
|
 |
|
 |
|
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Five hundred dollars on lap dances???? Yeah, I can see feeling like hell after wasting that much money at a local Badda Bing. As for the STD risk of dry humping, relax Max. All you did was waste a load of money and perhaps rub your home entertainment center a bit raw from Bouncing Bertha's bump-and-grind maneuvering. Do I think you caught anything from your expensive tit sucking and stripper kisses? No. It is true herpes could be transmitted via skin-to-skin contact. But you could contract that just as likely from giving your Grandma (with a resolving cold sore) as kiss as from Pussy Galore (with the basketball-sized silicone-enhanced bodacious tatas). Dude, don't feel like "dirty scum." You made some "actress-model-waitress-pole dancers" very happy by spending your stimulus package tax rebate in such a stimulating way. That is what Bush meant by a "stimulus" package, right?
Take a read through the archives if you are still feeling down. There are loads of stripper-related questions and testimonials located there that you should find reassuring, OK?
Dr. Bob
|
|
|
 Please remember that this forum is designed for educational purposes only, and experts are not engaged through this
forum in rendering legal or medical advice or professional services. Experts appearing on this page are independent and are solely responsible
for editing and fact-checking their material. Neither The Body nor any sponsor is the publisher or speaker of posted visitors' questions or the experts' material.
Questions and messages posted to this forum are not statements of advice, opinion, or information of The Body, Body Health Resources Corporation or any sponsor of this
forum. While neither The Body nor Body Health Resources Corporation regularly reviews posted content, we reserve the right to delete, move, or
edit postings if we deem it appropriate under the circumstances. Visitors submitting questions remain solely responsible for the content of their
messages.
Information provided by experts is general only and should not be used for diagnosing or treating a health problem or a disease, or relied upon as
legal or other professional advice. This information is not a substitute for professional advice or care. If you have or suspect you may have a
health or legal problem, you should consult your own health care provider or your attorney.
Copyright notice.
|
|
|
|
