Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Once again the answer to your question was already waiting for your double click in the archives! Check it out! (See below.)
Dr. Bob
side effects of masturbation (MASTURBATION)
Mar 17, 2008
are there any serious side effects of masturbation, as i have no control over my willpower and succumb to the urge.
kindly help.
thnx
jadugar
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello Jadugar,
Another QTND (question that never dies). See below. Don't fret about succumbing to the urge unless of course you happen to be in church. On second thought, never mind that last warning. Go ahead and "burp the nephew." It would be amusing to see what the hypocritical closeted gay reverends like the recently outed ever-so-reverend Ted Haggard would do with such an up and coming (so to speak) congregation.
Dr. Bob
The down side (MASTURBATION) Mar 12, 2008
hello doctor i was just wanting to know if there is anything bad that comes from masturbating anything bad at because all this talk of aids is kinda getting to me and i want to know if anything bad can happen like a disses of some kind
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Another QTND (question that never dies) and its ATNC (answer that never changes). See below Mr. Sticky Fingers.
Dr. Bob
Masturbation (MASTURBATION) Nov 2, 2007
what are the side effects of masturbating?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
This is an HIV/AIDS information Web site, not a remedial sex education site for those unlucky enough to have been subjected to an abstinence-only sex education course. However, I have addressed this question numerous times before and will post some of these responses below for your edification. Do spread this information on to the other kids in your class, OK?
Dr. Bob
Will Masturbation Shrink The Penis? (MASTURBATION) (MASTURBATION) Aug 25, 2007
Well I have been masturbating alot recently and my penis looks like is has shrunk. Doctor can this happen?
To Add To My Last Question Im worried its shrunk and my dad said i might get elephantitus? im only 12 will masturbation shrink the penis or cause harm to it?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Your dad said what???? That masturbation would cause elephantiasis??? Hmmm . . . you're worried your penis is shrinking and your dad is worried your dick is going to be the size of Jumbo the Elephant? Your family seems to have size issues when it comes to Mr. Happys.
Listen up, masturbation is completely normal and healthy. Years of scientific research have not found any negative side effects from burping the nephew (masturbating). Your dad is wrong. Maybe he just wants you not to spend so much time locked in the bathroom staring at the Victoria Secret (or Calvin Klein underwear) ads. I'll reprint some information about masturbation from the archives below. There are absolutely no medical reasons you should not enjoy your "home entertainment center" (masturbation) and you can tell your dad I said so, OK?
Dr. Bob
Wanking (MASTURBATION) Jul 27, 2007
what effects does wanking have on you?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hi,
Another QTND (Question That Never Dies). See below, sticky fingers.
Dr. Bob
does jacking off cause acne or make it worse (MASTURBATION) Jul 18, 2007
i hear people say that jacking off cause pimples and or makes it worse is this true
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Congratulations. By asking this question again, you have now moved it into the category of QTND (Questions That Never Die).
See below.
Dr. Bob
does masterbation cause acne Aug 21, 2006
my friends recently told me that if i masterbate it will cause an increase in acne is that true
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Your friends told you what??? Hmmm . . . . Are your friends pimply pusses themselves? I would guess either (1) your friends are pulling your leg, trying to make you feel guilty about pulling something else or (2) your friends come from very religious (read: sexually frustrated) families and are enrolled in a Bush-sponsored abstinence-only sex education course. Either way, your friends are shooting you a load of misinformation about shooting a load. I'll repost some questions about masturbation from the archives that address the acne connection as well as other myths about choking the trouser snake. You can use the information to educate your pals so they can stop stock piling Clearasil Ultra just in case!
Dr. Bob
Masturbation
Sep 22, 2005
What is the truth about side-effects of Masturbation. I heard people saying that it might stunt your growth, etc.
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Masturbation stunting growth??? Gosh, if that were true, I'd be two feet tall and working as part of the Lollypop Guild, welcoming folks to Munchkinland.
The only side effects of masturbation are feeling great and having sticky fingers. It will not turn you gay. You won't run out of semen. You won't get hairy palms. It won't make your eyesight go bad. It does not cause acne. It won't cause your penis to shrink. Masturbation is normal and it's healthy!
Stay well, Jack-a-roo! Dr. Bob
side-effects of masturbation
Feb 4, 2005
Does vigorous masturbation will result in HIVs or some STDs. Also what are the side-effects of masturbation.
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hi,
No, despite what Sister Missionary Position might have taught you in Sunday school, masturbation does not result in HIV or STDs. What are the "side effects of masturbation?" well, let's see . . . ah . . . sticky fingers, feeling ecstatic, grunting or maybe screaming Oh My Goddddddd! and finally getting yelled at by your mom for being in the bathroom too long with the door locked.
Dr. Bob
Masterbation
Aug 12, 2006
I am really involved in masterbation for the past 5 years.Can this enable me to get children in future?(infertility). Is there any effects related to this?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
". . . really involved in masturbation for the past 5 years . . ."??? WOW! You've got stamina! "Can this enable me to get children in the future?" Well, no. technically speaking you'll need to have sex with someone other than "Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters" in order to produce offspring. Are there "any effects related to masturbation?" Hmmm . . . well yes, but you've probably experienced all these already. For instance:
1. Rapid shallow breathing, which increases in tempo as you reach the point of no return.
2. Involuntarily yelling "oh god, oh god, oh god, OHHHHH GODDDD . . . AUGHHHH!
3. Sticky fingers.
To seriously answer your questions:
1. Masturbation does not affect one's ability to conceive children. (No link to fertility or infertility.)
2. There are no detrimental effects from burping the nephew, except perhaps being yelled at by Mom for locking yourself in the bathroom for protracted periods of time.
Your questions do point out once again the astounding failure of our current sex education efforts!
Relax, guy. Enjoy your home entertainment center.
Dr. Bob
masturbation
Jun 13, 2006
hi...im a male, and i have been masturbating everyday, twice a day for almost 4 years ....is there a chance that i have hiv/aids?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
No, for two reasons:
1. You can't give yourself something you don't already have (i.e. a million dollars or HIV, for instance).
2. When would you have time to contract a sexually transmitted illness when you spend so much time by yourself burping the nephew?
I'd suggest you put mini-me away for a while and spend some time reviewing the wealth of information on this site and related links that pertains to how HIV is and is not transmitted. But go wash your hands first, OK?
Dr. Bob
Wrong way (MASTURBATION) Feb 11, 2007
Here is a questions
1 can hiv start off for no aparent reason. No one is m family is HIV poz and I hadnt had sex yet do I have a chance of becoming HIV poz.
2. Can you get Aids from masturbating from the wrong way. I put my hand into a cylindrical form and then I do it. Am I in any danger.
3. Does masterbating caouse any STDS or disease.
I had bad education in sex-ed our teacher was horrible.
You are my hero seriously
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Your questions once again dramatically point out the consequences of a "bad education in sex-ed.!" I hope all our readers will demand science-based factual sex-education be returned to our nation's classrooms immediately. Bush's "abstinence-only" sex-education is producing a dangerous information gap that can have disastrous consequences when horned-up kids begin having sex despite their virginity pledges and have no idea how to protect themselves from unwanted pregnancies or STDs!
Questioner retuning to you now, the answer at all your questions is a resounding "no!" For more details about masturbation, STDs and HIV, review the information in the archives. I'll re-post a few samples below that address your specific concerns.
Get informed. Stay safe and you'll stay sell.
Dr. Bob
Yet another asshole to bother you. Dec 10, 2006
hey dr bob i need to ask you something about masterbation
1. i have been jerkin my dick off everyday now is that bad.
2. do the ads on the internet say the truth about meds makeing you pepe bigger.
3. is there any kind of masterbation that makes you penis larger
4. how much times do you think i should masterbare per week.
5. do you masterbate alot dr bob if so i am ganna probbley guss how large your penis size is u look like u have a 11 or 10 incher
stay well dr bob
luv AWAN AFUQYA
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello Horned-Up Awan Afuqya,
1. Masturbation is not bad; it's completely normal.
2. See posts from archives below.
3. If there was, my dick would need its own zip code.
4. As many times as you want.
5. Yes, I do. As for size, well, let it suffice to say I am a full-blooded Italian.
Stay well, Sticky Fingers.
Dr. Bob
The proof: Masturbation is harmful Nov 1, 2006
Well, I was researching on masturbation a little and I think you might want to reconsider your stance on masturbation causing no harm.
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=602887 http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=201332
Those two links have many more links. Even JackinWorld (supposedly the best resource on masturbation on the Internet) confirms that semen has large amounts of nutrients. And most people (if not all) ejaculate by masturbation.
What do you think? Surely the nutrients are not trivial.
Thanks for your time -Andrew
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello Andrew,
Proof??? What proof??? I see nothing in those posts or on Jackinworld that would indicate masturbation is harmful. In fact here is a direct quote from Jackinworld: " Is masturbation healthy? Masturbation is a healthy and normal practice, like daydreaming or napping. Even masturbating several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say masturbation is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable medical doctor will tell you, old myths about masturbation affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that ejaculating regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent a certain kind of cancer later in life."
Next, the nutrient loss in a load of baby batter is indeed trivial. Spunk is a completely renewable substance! You don't run out of pee from taking a piss or snot from blowing your nose, do you? Well, the same principle applies to burping the nephew, except it's way more fun than taking a leak or expelling boogers. OK?????
Masturbation is normal and healthy. So just "grab your dick and double click" onto a more "stimulating" Web site and enjoy your home entertainment center without worry! Wanking is way more fun (and healthier) than worrying! In fact I may just take a sticky-fingers pause that refreshes right now!
Dr. Bob
masturbation causes tiredness and exhaustion? Mar 17, 2005
sir, i would like to know if masturbation causes tiredness and exhustion? if so, tell me a way to become fresh again without sleeping. also ,i would like to know if frequent masturbation would cause a problem in producing a baby later, when i have sexual intercourse?what is the suggested rate of masturbation per day and per week?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hi,
1. Does masturbation cause tiredness and exhaustion? That depends on how often and for how long you choke the chicken. Generally speaking, spanking the monkey is not in the same league as doing triathlons.
2. How can you "become fresh again without sleeping?" Dude, you've got to sleep once in a while. Give your home entertainment center a rest or you'll wind up with carpal tunnel syndrome. After all, you don't want to wear the little fellow out. He's got to last you a whole lifetime. By the way, not only do you need to sleep, but you also have to eat, exercise, work, change the kitty litter box, etc. Yes, I know, you can do many of these things "one handed," but . . . .
3. "Will frequent masturbation cause a problem in producing a baby later?" Technically, no. However, you do have to tuck it away long enough to meet a potential mate to make the baby with, right?
4. "What is the suggested rate of masturbation per day and per week?" That varies form person to person. If you are young and Italian . . . (Oh hell, I can already guess from your question that you are young and Italian) it would be a lot higher than if you are, say, Dick Cheney.
OK, now go wipe all the sticky icky stuff off your hands before you gunk up the computer again.
Dr. Bob
Masturbation Aug 1, 2007
I heard masturbating can make you grow taller is that true? Also not being very religious here but does masturbating makes you go to hell?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hello,
Does masturbation make you grow taller? No, absolutely not. I'm only 5'8" and if masturbating increased height, I would be at least as tall as the Empire State Building by now.
Does masturbating make you go to hell? No. Of course not. Why would we yell "OH GOD, OH GOD, OOOOOOHHH G-G-GOD, I'M COMING" when we jack off if it makes you go to hell? One would have to logically assume masturbators go in the other direction. I'm assuming you heard these absurd stories either in Bible school, at a Bush-Cheney-sanctioned "abstinence-only" sex education class, on Fox News or from your mom during your home schooling. Right??? Yeah, I thought so.
Relax, dude. "Burping the nephew" (masturbating) is totally normal. Take a read through the archives of this forum. We have a whole section devoted to jacking off. You should find the information there reassuring.
Dr. Bob
hard masturbation cause blindness Aug 9, 2007
i heard from a friend that if you jackoff to much you will go blind, is that true?
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hi,
I'm sorry, but could you resend your question in Braille? Thanks.
Dr. Bob
masturbation Mar 5, 2007
i been masturbating since the age of 7 or 8. since then i masturbated almost everday. i am 19 and now that i try to have sex with my partner my penis wont get hard. is it because of all the masturbation i did? if so then what can i do to recover from this problem. please help.
Response from Dr. Frascino
Hey There Mr. Sticky Fingers,
You've burped the nephew every day for 11 years? BRAVO! One wonders what it would take to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Regarding your question, your fears that you may have worn out your home entertainment center are unfounded. In fact, quite the opposite. Frequent wankers often have overall better sexual function than blue-balled sex-phobic rightwing conservatives who tend to cum in their pants while watching Bowflex infomercials.
Most likely you are just having performance anxiety. (Or perhaps your partner looks like Katherine Harris or worse Dick Cheney?) If you have no difficulty getting rock hard when Mrs. Palm and her five daughters (or Mr. Palm and his five strapping sons) comes to call, then you're not really having physical erectile-dysfunction problems. However, if Mr. Happy has become Mr. Softy all the time, you'll need to see your doctor for an evaluation of erectile dysfunction.
Good luck.
Dr. Bob
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